Blind Man Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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He was taking a look around

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

Its not hard.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.