Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.