Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.