What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.