What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Because 7 ate 9.

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Because she's miss carriaged.

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.