Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
A baby in the oven.
Wendy's is never frozen.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
His mom was in a jam.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
