What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Picardi and coke

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.