What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time