What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.