What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.