What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.