What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.