What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.