What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.