What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !