What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !