What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.