What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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He found time-consuming.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary