Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

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What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!