Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Because white people destroy everything.
Cheez It!
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
It had a sandy bottom.
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
