What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye