A premature evacuation.
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I didn't know disasters can run for office
A milkshake.
They should've gone with the Hurricanes.
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
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Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Either way you lose the trailer!
Because white people destroy everything.
Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
A: I have my eye on you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
Nothing, it never happens.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Cows-mopolitan!
Pasture bedtime.
Foam fest
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
A catashopic.
Irene.
Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.
A 20 dollar bill
Blow a little boogie into it!
