What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !