What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.