What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.