How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."