How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."