How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."