What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!