What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel