What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.