What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside