What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.