How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.