How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.