What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)