What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer