He didn't wrap his Whopper
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Coffee Mug
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
A communion wafer
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Wrap it around a tree
wraps
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Cos it's tear-able.
The Muppets
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
He can only stick to himself.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
A short woman trying like hell.
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
Wrapping paper.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Well I can clearly see your nuts
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Wrap
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
They mostly wrap.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
OC/DC
Moo-sic!
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
They both work in gastronomy
Just beet it
Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP
FLAC jackets
Felipe Flop
Iceberg
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
