What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women