What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.