What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!