What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.