What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What's a philosopher's favorite toy?

Play-doh.

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato