How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs