How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one