What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.