What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.