How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America