How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.