Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Martin Luther King Jokes More Martin Luther King Jokes

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !