Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!