Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.