Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.