God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Te-quil-a
She became salty.
A raise in *celery*.
Ask the oldest one to speak first.
To catch her false teeth.
You will lose every hand.
Calf Raises.
With a fork lift truck !
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
They both banged JFK
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
