Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.