Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.