What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.