Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin