What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!