What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety