What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.