Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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Why are you telling me this now?

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I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.