How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.