How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.