How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst