How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.