What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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