What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!