What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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