How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.