Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
unfazed*
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Apparently, not here
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Net fish and krill
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
1 corpsepower
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
They steal the green cards.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
You hit rock bottom!
Marshall arts.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
