How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.