Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal