Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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Ptui"

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Menard's!

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Dead people had lives.

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Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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4. Prophet.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.