What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.