How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old