How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

President Jokes More President Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.