What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.