What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower