How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.