How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose