How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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A Chrysler

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Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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They always fold.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.