Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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New Jersey got to pick first

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They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first